lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I understand Curling. That high.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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