Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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