Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize