We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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