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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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