whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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