also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
