booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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