windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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