One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
