ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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