His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize