I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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