As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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