dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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