omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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