if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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