Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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