you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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