? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
