the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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