You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
40s are totally the cure
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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