I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
In America we eat man semen.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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