Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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