worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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