you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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