I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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