Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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