She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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