You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
