You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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