First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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