yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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