We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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