Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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