Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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