I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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