Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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