i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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