It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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