Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
im on a boat
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