I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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