love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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