Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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