i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
