READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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