We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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