feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
