Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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