i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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