FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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