We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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