i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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