he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
